letter from the accomodation office

oh yeah nearly forgot to blog this. I received this letter from the accomodation office:

It has come to my attention that you have/had a pet in your room which resembles a
hamster/gerbil. Pets are strictly forbidden in residences under section 15.2 of the
Terms and Conditions to Occupy Residential Premises.
Please ensure that you remove your pet immediately.

On another note, it has also come to my attention that you have/had your girlfriend
staying in your room without permission from Accommodation AND for more than three
nights. This is classed as subletting under sections 17.1, 17.3. If you wish to
have guests in your room overnight (for a maximum of three nights on an OCCASIONAL
basis), you must request permission from UEA Accommodation PRIOR to their visit.
I request that you ask your girlfriend to leave IMMEDIATELY if you has not already
done so.

What??? I have a hamster/gerbil? And my girlfriend was caught sleeping in my room?

wait??? WHAT GIRLFRIEND???

THEN this arrives!

Dear (DBCKUN),

Please ignore the last e-mail sent on the (ehem)October 2007. The e-mail was sent in
error, and was a copy of a letter to the last occupant of your current room.

Thanking you for your time and patience.

wait... so this room... had a rodent before... and a girl stayed here...

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