The brother, who calls himself Masta DBC,
and the sister, who called herself Monnie,
were in a quest to find the 3 perfect gift for their King and Queen of Ienurb Malassurad.
After a long and hard journey through the skies, both have finally arrived at Norway.
But in order to continue their journey, they have to board the long and rectangular magical box on wheels called "the bus".
They boarded "the bus"...
but Masta DBC knows that this journey will not be easy and will be full of adventures.
*I do hope they have enough save points like in the games*
Alas for them, the "bus" can only take them so far, as its magic range is limited between the train station and the airport.
Bidding farewell to the magical moving box, the two siblings waited at the station for the train.
"So which way shall we go brother?
"I think we should go this way"
"I beg to differ, brother of mine, but I think we should go this way"
"NO! We should go this way!"
"WHY???"
"Because I got the map! Duh!"
[Masta DBC was given the upper-cut by Monnie]
Moving on, the train finally arrived and they both boarded it (by the way, Masta DBC was correct on which way to go to)
Once inside, the siblings has made a shocking discovery
"OHNOES!" Both scream out loud
"Sniff, sniff, what shall we do brother? We have no munny..."
"No worries, we have mastercard, debit card, traveller's check..."
[At this point, Masta DBC has another helping of violent acts inflicted upon him by Monnie]
Fast forwarding, the two siblings have finally arrived at the city of Oslo.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiger leapt out in front of them.
"Oh! Cute tiger! Petty petty" said monnie, and she moves forward to pet the tiger...
*BITE!*
...or so it seems.
Monnie then running around the area, screaming in pain.
"NO ONE PETS ME!" roared the tiger.
"Apologies for my sister, o'great tiger, as she tends to do that when she sees cute cats, no matter the size"
"I see"
By the wave of his tail, Monnie's hand magically heal and she just stands behind her brother. The tiger then turns his attention to Masta DBC.
"Who are you, and what are your purpose here?" Asked the Tiger
"The name's Masta DBC, and this girl next to me, is my sister, Monnie" replied DBC. "We are here, o'mighty tiger, to find three gifts for our King and Queen at home. Do you happened to know where we could find such gifts?"
"Yes I do"
"Please, can you tell us where and what are the gifts?" asked DBC.
"In order to find the perfect gifts, continue your journey South-westward, where ye shall find the eternally stoned statue of the once fallen hero and his wife. From there, it will provide a clue to the nearest second gift, the Sword of Justice."
"The second gift?" DBC is puzzle. "What about the first gift?"
"The first gift is actually with me, the Stone tablet of the Eternal Peace Dove" replied the tiger. "And since you have barely begun your journeys and ye shall face much adventures in the near future, I shall give ye this stone tablet, for a price of EURO 199. Will that be cash or credit card?"
"Credit card please"
"Thank you" said the tiger.
And so, the first perfect gift has been purchased, much to the delight of the siblings.
"Thank you o'mighty tiger". Slowly Masta DBC hug the tiger in the face as a sign of gratefulness.
Monnie also tries to hug...
*CHOMP!*
"UWAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"
After a while (and once Monnie's hand is being healed again), the tiger then roared to them...
"NOW! ONWARDS BROTHER AND SISTER! MAY YE BOTH HAVE SAFE JOURNEY AHEAD" and quick as a lightning, he dissapear from sight.
The two siblings, with their acquired and purchased first gift, then walked South-west. After twenty minutes of walking they finally found the statues.
Underneath the statue, it says "Follow the gazing eyes. Then find the american icon and ye shall find the next clue". After much careful study, they found out the statue's gaze pointed east so they decided to go in that direction
For awhile, they both thought that they were lost, when suddenly...
"I FOUND IT!"
"Good, good. Now we need to find the next clue" said DBC
Searching through the statue of liberty, through the half-car, through the clock, the flag, and finally the brother found the next clue, hidden in the comb.
"It said here that to find the sword, one must find the troll lurking in the market, holding the flag".
So they went to the nearest market and lucky for them, they spotted the said troll
"oh mr.troll, can we please have the Sword of Justice?" asked Monnie in a sweet voice
"Yes you may, but you have to defeat my bodyguard first" replied the troll
"Ok, let me at 'em" said DBC, cracking his fist
"Hohoho, so much confidence. Well then, here is yer opponent"
From the tent, there emerges a big moose, taller than Masta DBC himself
All of a sudden, the moose pulls DBC forward and then tries to give him the "MOOSE HUG OF DEATH".
DBC managed to avoid it and counter the Moose's move and instead he went to chockslam him, Undertaker style, thus ensuring his win.
(acutally DBC cheated by stunning him in the back using a stun gun when no one is watching, and then chokeslam the animal)
DBC roared and show off his winning pose
"I wanna show off my winning pose too!"
"Hohoho, congratulations young hero. Yer have proven yer worth, and thus, yee can ave the Sword of Justice"
DBC receives the Sword and then he immediately FedEx it to home.
"Now Friend, where can we find the next gift?"
"To find the gift is to find the Lion"
"Oh oh! And where can we find this cute king of kitty?"
"To find him, you must search for the looking device in the nearest Film Museum, right about the next block"
"I see" said DBC "Thank you friend"
"Safe Journey for both of you" said the troll, and so both the siblings continued their adventures to meet the lion, in order to find the last gift...
*CONTINUE IN PART 2*
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>_< hope you like the story so far, second and last part will be, HOPEFULLY, be up laters ^^
had a buzy day, and later gonna play football and watch man utd match.
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Like it. *two thumbs up.
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