Keeping true to anything goes, from silly net stuffs, food reviews, to events of interest and personal stories. Updates: unpredictable (BUT trying best to come back as a regular)

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

can you read this? test for bad eyes

see the pic below. testing for bad eyes

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us


cool eh?

hehehehe

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

surprise surprise



apparently before the plug went kaput, i managed to upload the FINAL part of the MAN UTD pics

*man utd fans celebrating*

after this, i am going to upload the liverpool and real madrid pics

btw, not yet gone to the shops to repair/buy new plug today, coz got revision class ^^

so, OSLO is still in hiatus until then.

go man utd fans, enjoy the pics ^^

Sunday, April 27, 2008

bad news =(

my ac adapter powerplug went kaput, so unless i can repair it or buy a new one (have to wait until allowance comes in) then the oslo story part 2+man utd/liverpool/real madrid pics cant be uploaded.

So sorry readers, you have to wait some time.

No worries, blog will be updated as i can access this through the library.

Friday, April 25, 2008

I GOT HANGED! (aduh kana gantung ku!)



not only i got hanged, but the guy's shadow is indicating that he is gonna... gonna...

what do you think he's going to do to my head?



ps: man utd part 4 uploaded dah, and sorry, OSLO alum ku beberapa tabuat

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Money Back Guarantee!


yup, yessirree! money back GAAROONTEEE if ya aint satisfied with me XD


huhuhu, man utd part 3 uploaded and trying to find time doing the oslo part 2 ><

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

MAN UTD pics in the other blog

Doing the second part of the OSLO 3 perfect gifts storyline will take some time, soo...

while you are waiting for it, you can view the OTHER MAN UTD pics that were not being included in Mike's storyline

CLICK THIS LINK-> http://masta-dbc.blogspot.com/

by the way, its PART 1 of the collection of pics, so everyday, im gonna slowly upload the pics into the other site.

ALSO, not forgetting after MAN UTD, are the liverpool and real madrid pics ^^ so keep on checking the sites

by the way, of all the man utd pics, i like this TEH BEST

Friday, April 18, 2008

The 3 perfect gift - oslo's experience (norway) PART 1

This story began when two siblings arrived at a city called Oslo, in the kingdom of Norway.

The brother, who calls himself Masta DBC,


and the sister, who called herself Monnie,


were in a quest to find the 3 perfect gift for their King and Queen of Ienurb Malassurad.

After a long and hard journey through the skies, both have finally arrived at Norway.


But in order to continue their journey, they have to board the long and rectangular magical box on wheels called "the bus".

They boarded "the bus"...


but Masta DBC knows that this journey will not be easy and will be full of adventures.

*I do hope they have enough save points like in the games*

Alas for them, the "bus" can only take them so far, as its magic range is limited between the train station and the airport.



Bidding farewell to the magical moving box, the two siblings waited at the station for the train.


"So which way shall we go brother?


"I think we should go this way"


"I beg to differ, brother of mine, but I think we should go this way"


"NO! We should go this way!"

"WHY???"

"Because I got the map! Duh!"



[Masta DBC was given the upper-cut by Monnie]

Moving on, the train finally arrived and they both boarded it (by the way, Masta DBC was correct on which way to go to)



Once inside, the siblings has made a shocking discovery



"OHNOES!" Both scream out loud


"Sniff, sniff, what shall we do brother? We have no munny..."


"No worries, we have mastercard, debit card, traveller's check..."

[At this point, Masta DBC has another helping of violent acts inflicted upon him by Monnie]

Fast forwarding, the two siblings have finally arrived at the city of Oslo.



Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiger leapt out in front of them.

"Oh! Cute tiger! Petty petty" said monnie, and she moves forward to pet the tiger...


*BITE!*

...or so it seems.

Monnie then running around the area, screaming in pain.

"NO ONE PETS ME!" roared the tiger.


"Apologies for my sister, o'great tiger, as she tends to do that when she sees cute cats, no matter the size"

"I see"

By the wave of his tail, Monnie's hand magically heal and she just stands behind her brother. The tiger then turns his attention to Masta DBC.

"Who are you, and what are your purpose here?" Asked the Tiger

"The name's Masta DBC, and this girl next to me, is my sister, Monnie" replied DBC. "We are here, o'mighty tiger, to find three gifts for our King and Queen at home. Do you happened to know where we could find such gifts?"

"Yes I do"

"Please, can you tell us where and what are the gifts?" asked DBC.

"In order to find the perfect gifts, continue your journey South-westward, where ye shall find the eternally stoned statue of the once fallen hero and his wife. From there, it will provide a clue to the nearest second gift, the Sword of Justice."

"The second gift?" DBC is puzzle. "What about the first gift?"

"The first gift is actually with me, the Stone tablet of the Eternal Peace Dove" replied the tiger. "And since you have barely begun your journeys and ye shall face much adventures in the near future, I shall give ye this stone tablet, for a price of EURO 199. Will that be cash or credit card?"

"Credit card please"

"Thank you" said the tiger.

And so, the first perfect gift has been purchased, much to the delight of the siblings.



"Thank you o'mighty tiger". Slowly Masta DBC hug the tiger in the face as a sign of gratefulness.



Monnie also tries to hug...


*CHOMP!*

"UWAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"

After a while (and once Monnie's hand is being healed again), the tiger then roared to them...

"NOW! ONWARDS BROTHER AND SISTER! MAY YE BOTH HAVE SAFE JOURNEY AHEAD" and quick as a lightning, he dissapear from sight.

The two siblings, with their acquired and purchased first gift, then walked South-west. After twenty minutes of walking they finally found the statues.



Underneath the statue, it says "Follow the gazing eyes. Then find the american icon and ye shall find the next clue". After much careful study, they found out the statue's gaze pointed east so they decided to go in that direction


For awhile, they both thought that they were lost, when suddenly...

"I FOUND IT!"



"Good, good. Now we need to find the next clue" said DBC

Searching through the statue of liberty, through the half-car, through the clock, the flag, and finally the brother found the next clue, hidden in the comb.


"It said here that to find the sword, one must find the troll lurking in the market, holding the flag".

So they went to the nearest market and lucky for them, they spotted the said troll



"oh mr.troll, can we please have the Sword of Justice?" asked Monnie in a sweet voice

"Yes you may, but you have to defeat my bodyguard first" replied the troll

"Ok, let me at 'em" said DBC, cracking his fist

"Hohoho, so much confidence. Well then, here is yer opponent"

From the tent, there emerges a big moose, taller than Masta DBC himself



All of a sudden, the moose pulls DBC forward and then tries to give him the "MOOSE HUG OF DEATH".



DBC managed to avoid it and counter the Moose's move and instead he went to chockslam him, Undertaker style, thus ensuring his win.


(acutally DBC cheated by stunning him in the back using a stun gun when no one is watching, and then chokeslam the animal)

DBC roared and show off his winning pose



"I wanna show off my winning pose too!"



"Hohoho, congratulations young hero. Yer have proven yer worth, and thus, yee can ave the Sword of Justice"



DBC receives the Sword and then he immediately FedEx it to home.

"Now Friend, where can we find the next gift?"

"To find the gift is to find the Lion"

"Oh oh! And where can we find this cute king of kitty?"

"To find him, you must search for the looking device in the nearest Film Museum, right about the next block"

"I see" said DBC "Thank you friend"

"Safe Journey for both of you" said the troll, and so both the siblings continued their adventures to meet the lion, in order to find the last gift...

*CONTINUE IN PART 2*

_______________________________________________________________

>_< hope you like the story so far, second and last part will be, HOPEFULLY, be up laters ^^

had a buzy day, and later gonna play football and watch man utd match.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

replying to the chatters XD

adi c hafidz: ko mau BALIKAN baju man utd? for me? thank you. Size XXL please XD

to hafidz, din, adul, boy, razk, liman, nawih and karak man utd :man utd pics nanti ku upload but no personal pics of them pasal they were gonna play against ROMA at that time. BUT I DID bergambar sama TROPHY PREMIER LEAGUE yg MAN UTD manang last year ^^

sal: cerita makan nanti tu ^^ and bola man utd bulihlah dibeli di kedai berhampiran hohoho

san_neh: approach saja, minta kan for me free pass hehehehe

farith: bali baju saja, limited budget at that time

druz: not sure what u mean

unc hj roz: yup, durang sana duduk berehat and baju bergantungan disana

hj yus: woah man woah, siuk di tunnel nya. and yeah ku ada piggang the players shirt (but inda bergambar sama semua, pasal durang bagi 5 min saja to take pics >_<)

stia man utd: no more man utd cerita, BUT as i said, nanti ku upload the rest of the pics

diana: huhuhu, bulih ku balikan, but the postage+fee ku etc ko tanggung ah ehehehhehe

uncle: au siuk, modern! and yes, tampat duduk durang (yg ketani liat di TV) ku duduki!

roy: au! he is the ONLY MAN TO BE WAX and shown di MAN UTD museum!

along: unfortunately, we cant wear, only touch... just like the field... can see but no touch X(

noni: yup, and ku tapuk tu souvernier nanti masa ku balik! huhuhu and siuk eh duduk di kerusi nya! perasaan ku ku yg kan main bah!

inul: huhuhu, ulih kerana limited pics, iatah susah sikit kan mambuat cerita, so ku improvise. and free baju for reading this blog? hmm...

arif: mike dead dah... or...

other mike: hehehe, not u mike in cbox XD

mus: thanks, but no more

dilla: XD sila puaskan ati with the new storyline i just posted (sorry no man utd involved, and i think ada gambar bench, nanti ku cari and upload

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Psst! Man Utd....

Hi there, the names Mike.

Last week, it was reported in the newspapers, that Masta DBC was found dead at the Real Madrid F.C stadium.

My condolences...


for you all...


for being so GULLIBLE!

YES! YOU ARE!

Seriously, you may not believe me, but I have proof that the big-boned, hoodie loving, smelly feet and bad breath bruneian guy, is actually alive and kicking!

Don't believe me, then feast your eyes to these pics.

PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!
PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!
PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!KOBAUKAMBING!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!
PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!

it was a few days after the incident, where at that time I was working in MANCHESTER UNITED's Stadium. I received a call that day to become a tourguide/photographer for a group of man utd fans. As usual, i accepted it.

When they have arrived, I could not believe my eyes!


"Its him! Its him!" I said it out loud in my brain. "The traitor is still alive!".

Nevertheless, I decided to act as normal because he is being guarded by 3 BritNinjas (British Ninjas, How I know, because they were in the news recently about them uncovering a plot to poop the BritSamurais).

Interestingly enough, the traitor went up ahead...


... and being asked to take a picture underneath the entrance (the traitor has no shame!)


Why he even asked to be taken a picture with OUR WELCOMING BOARD TO MANCHESTED UNITED, a holy place NOT FIT FOR SUCH TRAITORS!


Afterwards, he wanted me to take pictures of the MAN UTD FIELD and the stands behind him



Huhuhu, notice the next pic?

Yeah, I deliberately cut out his head! (evil laughter)

Look at him smile... (barf)


Oh my gawd! I have to take this picture, of him pointing to one of our LEGENDARY NO.7 MAN UTD FOOTBALL player ERIC CANTONA.

From the sound of it, eric is his idol, alongside...


yup, you guessed it alright. Peter Schmeichel, the best goalkeeper in the world!

In the dressing rooms for the united players, he was overly excited to a certain few pegs, namely...

the goalkeeper peg. Mind you, he wasnt actually pointing to Van der Sar shirt, but actually to the peg, once used by Peter Schmeichel. But there is a difference between Peter and the other keepers. The other keepers (including subs) were only to use 3 pegs but for Peter, he uses 6 pegs! Reason? He keeps both XXL keeper shirts there, and for the gloves (and its spare also).

Masta DBC is also excited about this peg...

... when he was told it was once used by the legendary man himself... Eric Cantona!

Obviously, he even takes pictures with the current best player of the world


Alongside with Rooney and Giggs (also a former peg for David Beckham)


moving on, we were in the tunnel and managed to take more pics of him

of course, the one you see in the television, where the managers/players get interview are also in the tunnel

ah right, he wanted to be interview (whoopie! >_>)


And he is OUT of the tunnel (thank gawd!)


Here he is, grinning and showing off the magnificient field played by the fabulous man utd players



Afterwards, I took more picture (as more proof, of course) of him standing in front of the visiting team seats


and the home seats


What tha??? WHERE IS HE GOING???

OH MY GOSH! HOW DARE HE SITS ON THE MAN UTD BENCH!


ugh im getting a headache by this point (why oh why do I have to endure all this??)


*grumble grumble*


another picture of him in front of the old tunnel.


and FINALLY THE LAST PICTURE of the day (inside the MAN UTD store)



AND there you have it people! Proof that Masta DBC is well ali...

*CRASH*

huh? whats that?

*doors suddenly opening*

OMG! ITS THE BRITNINJAS! HEP ME! HEEEEP MEEEEE....

*SLASHED and BANG BANG*

______________________________________________________________________


As mike's dead body being burned in a bonfire, a lonely figure took out a picture...



after staring at it for a while, the lonely figure threw the picture into the fire.

_________________________________________________________________________

ps: huhuhu, lemme clarify some things, I AM A MAN UTD FAN, always was, and always will. The above was just a made up story to entertain y'all BUT the places I visit are real, so if ya have time, go and visit them!

extra note: WOOHOO CONGRATULATIONS MAN UTD for beating ARSENAL yesterday!