Psst! Man Utd....

Hi there, the names Mike.

Last week, it was reported in the newspapers, that Masta DBC was found dead at the Real Madrid F.C stadium.

My condolences...


for you all...


for being so GULLIBLE!

YES! YOU ARE!

Seriously, you may not believe me, but I have proof that the big-boned, hoodie loving, smelly feet and bad breath bruneian guy, is actually alive and kicking!

Don't believe me, then feast your eyes to these pics.

PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!
PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!
PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!KOBAUKAMBING!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!
PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!PROOF!

it was a few days after the incident, where at that time I was working in MANCHESTER UNITED's Stadium. I received a call that day to become a tourguide/photographer for a group of man utd fans. As usual, i accepted it.

When they have arrived, I could not believe my eyes!


"Its him! Its him!" I said it out loud in my brain. "The traitor is still alive!".

Nevertheless, I decided to act as normal because he is being guarded by 3 BritNinjas (British Ninjas, How I know, because they were in the news recently about them uncovering a plot to poop the BritSamurais).

Interestingly enough, the traitor went up ahead...


... and being asked to take a picture underneath the entrance (the traitor has no shame!)


Why he even asked to be taken a picture with OUR WELCOMING BOARD TO MANCHESTED UNITED, a holy place NOT FIT FOR SUCH TRAITORS!


Afterwards, he wanted me to take pictures of the MAN UTD FIELD and the stands behind him



Huhuhu, notice the next pic?

Yeah, I deliberately cut out his head! (evil laughter)

Look at him smile... (barf)


Oh my gawd! I have to take this picture, of him pointing to one of our LEGENDARY NO.7 MAN UTD FOOTBALL player ERIC CANTONA.

From the sound of it, eric is his idol, alongside...


yup, you guessed it alright. Peter Schmeichel, the best goalkeeper in the world!

In the dressing rooms for the united players, he was overly excited to a certain few pegs, namely...

the goalkeeper peg. Mind you, he wasnt actually pointing to Van der Sar shirt, but actually to the peg, once used by Peter Schmeichel. But there is a difference between Peter and the other keepers. The other keepers (including subs) were only to use 3 pegs but for Peter, he uses 6 pegs! Reason? He keeps both XXL keeper shirts there, and for the gloves (and its spare also).

Masta DBC is also excited about this peg...

... when he was told it was once used by the legendary man himself... Eric Cantona!

Obviously, he even takes pictures with the current best player of the world


Alongside with Rooney and Giggs (also a former peg for David Beckham)


moving on, we were in the tunnel and managed to take more pics of him

of course, the one you see in the television, where the managers/players get interview are also in the tunnel

ah right, he wanted to be interview (whoopie! >_>)


And he is OUT of the tunnel (thank gawd!)


Here he is, grinning and showing off the magnificient field played by the fabulous man utd players



Afterwards, I took more picture (as more proof, of course) of him standing in front of the visiting team seats


and the home seats


What tha??? WHERE IS HE GOING???

OH MY GOSH! HOW DARE HE SITS ON THE MAN UTD BENCH!


ugh im getting a headache by this point (why oh why do I have to endure all this??)


*grumble grumble*


another picture of him in front of the old tunnel.


and FINALLY THE LAST PICTURE of the day (inside the MAN UTD store)



AND there you have it people! Proof that Masta DBC is well ali...

*CRASH*

huh? whats that?

*doors suddenly opening*

OMG! ITS THE BRITNINJAS! HEP ME! HEEEEP MEEEEE....

*SLASHED and BANG BANG*

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As mike's dead body being burned in a bonfire, a lonely figure took out a picture...



after staring at it for a while, the lonely figure threw the picture into the fire.

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ps: huhuhu, lemme clarify some things, I AM A MAN UTD FAN, always was, and always will. The above was just a made up story to entertain y'all BUT the places I visit are real, so if ya have time, go and visit them!

extra note: WOOHOO CONGRATULATIONS MAN UTD for beating ARSENAL yesterday!