Congratulations Ronaldo!

For winning the Ballon d'Or as European Footballer of the Year 2008! Yay!

Hopefully Man Utd win the next round of Carling Cup without the suspended Ronaldo XD

*prays*

Killing English

Funny stuff XD

Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ?

Class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

Once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America.."

"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."


Don't..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some Problem . And then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

Teacher in a furious mood...Write down ur name and father of ur name!!

"shhh... Quiet... The principal is revolving around college"

My manager started like this "Hi, I am Pinky, Married with two kids"

"I'll illustrate what I have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board

"will u hang that calender or else I'll HANG MYSELF"

LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

Chemistry HOD comes and tells us.... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"

Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

Investigating e-mail FW: Be Careful when eating apples it is covered with WAX !!‏

Doing something new today, investigating those forwarded emails that I received. Reason: I notice people tend to BELIEVE these e-mails claims 100% without questioning their validity and truthfulness. I remember one time, the local photocopy shop posted a forwarded email about mystical being/creature and once I googled it, it's actually a picture of a sculpture somewhere in Europe!

On with the show!

First up: FW: Be Careful when eating apples it is covered with WAX !!‏

Original email:

Be Careful when eating apples. Please don't eat the skin of the apple because it's coated with wax. Check before you eat many of the fruits. WAX is being used for preservation purposes and cold storage. You might be surprised especially apples from USA and other parts are more than one year old, though it would look fresh. Becox wax is coated, preventing bacteria to enter. So it does not get dry. Please Eat apples after removing the wax as demonstrated below. Please follow this and let others know....

So, is this true?

If my science was correct, apples do have a natural wax on their skin. However, I have learned that these natural wax were removed as they (the producers) have to washed these apples from dust and chemical residues. Then the apple is waxed again: reason is to slow down moisture loss, enhances firmness retention and slows down the apple respiration rate.

Question:Subsitute wax+commercial apples in local supermarket=safe?

Answer: Yes! According to the US Apple Association (remember, the email claim apples especially from the USA):

Waxes have been used on fruits and vegetables since the 1920s. They are all made from natural ingredients, and are certified by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration to be safe to eat. They come from natural sources including carnauba wax, from the leaves of a Brazilian palm; candellia wax, derived from reed-like desert plants of the genus Euphorbia; and food-grade shellac, which comes from a secretion of the lac bug found in India and Pakistan. These waxes are also approved for use as food additives for candy and pastries. (Now you know why your chocolate bars melt in your mouth but not in your hand…)

Go google it and you will find many other apple companies also stated that this wax is FDA approved and SAFE to eat. Why those same kind of waxes are part of our favourite chocolate/candy/pastries!

Extra info goodness: These wax formulations are natural, non-petroleum based coatings.(Washington Apples website)

So, it is assumed safe to eat this apples on the spot? NO! Why? You still gotta wash them. Reason: DIRT! And also other people with unwashed hands touching them!

If for some reason you still FEAR the wax, you could remove them by scrubbing with a vegetable brush briefly in lukewarm water and rinsed before eating, as suggested by the US Apples Association. Another alternative: cut 'em apart.

For me, I just washed them apples and eat it with its skin! NOM NOM NOM!

PS: By NOT eating the skin, your missing out on this: The skin of Apple contain pectin that can help remove toxic substances from the system by supplying galacturonic acid. Pectin helps prevent protein matter in the intestine from spoiling. I even heard along side bananas, it can also ease your diarrhea problem. So your loss for not eating them delicious skins XD

=Masta DBCkun=

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FYI: It looks good on the preview, but when i posted this article, it went a bit messy (especially the bottom half). Have no absolute idea what happened to it. Sorry for the reading inconvenience

High Knights Of Brunei (H.K.O.B) in hello kitty online

Yes you heard me right! I am the proud owner of the guild, the High Knights Of Brunei (H.K.O.B) for the MMO Hello Kitty Online!

Basically its a simple game that concentrate more on gathering resources (for cooking, sewing etc) and less on battling (so sorry guys no battle skills ^^")

Oh look! I also got a dinosaur for a pet! Hehehehe



I much prefer to play in windows mode, so that i can play my all time favourite game, GUILDWARS!



FYI this game is still in its closed beta stages. Rumour has it, it will be open later in december. How i got to play this game is by registering myself at fileplanet and sanriotown website ^^ (and thanks to Greenery for introducing this game to me).

For me, I much prefer playing guildwars (especially the PVP part) but for this game is for casual gaming, where much focus is in gathering resources. Sure there are monsters (cute ones) in this game, but as i said, do NOT expect any attacking skills. To "stuns" and gather the resources from these animals, you just point and click (or press T for an auto target) and walah(?) your character whacks the enemy till their Health Points goes nil.

Right now me, monnie and my lil sister is playing this game just for fun (me? I just want to make the first bruneian guild in that world, hehehe) and if any of you interested in joining my guild, gimme a private chat using my IGN: Masta_brunei

Cheers!

Ps: HKOB can also mean High Knights: Order of Bravery, or the more cheeky one, Hello Kitty Online Brunei! wahahaha!

Calendars for SALE!

Finally managed to upload these babies! If anyone is interested, email me at dbckun [at] gmail [dot] com your contact details.

Sorry, Bruneians only ^^ and will only send in by Hand (thus a prior meeting place will be discussed).




First up! Fernando Torres!
Price: B$21.00






Yes, this calendar has A FREE MEGA STICKER SHEET Inside. How it looks like, I do not know (still in plastic)

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Steven Gerrard~!
Price: B$21.00
Also has free mega sticker sheet inside!






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Simon Cowell
Price: B$21.00
Stock: 1
Extras: Free stickers also inside.





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Last but not least, kepada peminat MAN U!!!!!!!!!!!!

RONALDOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Price: B$21.00
Stock: 1
Extras: nada. no free sticker






So first come first serve basis, and ONLY 1 is available for each calendar.

Enjoy!

YAY! I am out of the hospital!

but still need plenty of rest at home. Not really 100% fit (no running for me) due to my condition and the fact that i cannot really move much the past 2 weeks (RIB patient - Rest In Bed)

So now, rearranging everything back the blog AND hopefully a new entertainment project can be publish =D

still i need my rest, so wish me speedy recovery,

amin

Selamat Hari Raya from RIPAS!

Yup, you might be wondering where was I? Ripas Hospital is my current location, and currently being treated for the blood clots in my lungs. What does that mean? It means that anything i do, i will find myself breathing hard, up to a point i need assistance from the oxygen tanks.

Also, no raya for me though, since the doctor deemed me as unfit to go out.

When shall i go out? Depends on the doctor 6 days from now. IF he sees me still unfit, then i will be held again for another week.

So, wish me speedy recovery please.

SELAMAT HARI RAYA, MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN FROM ME AND THE FAMILY