Jokes about males buying pads just to meet their AF7 idol XD

Norliza commented (on FACEBOOK) about MEN buying Intimate
Pads just to meet their AF7 IDOL, Stacie.
Here are the jokes I posted/provided for your entertainment:

Intimates pads=Ipad? XD

male fan: Hey Stacie! I bought Intimates pads just to be
with you!
Other male fans: Us too!
Stacie: O.O
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(Norliza mentioned that Intimate Pads are limited to
50 customers only)

UNFORTUNATELY for the GIRLS, all 50 were BOUGHT
BY THE MALES!

I can already imagine Stacie's face when she is going to face ALL 50
OF HER (MALE) FANS, who just bought the IPADS (not the apple
one, ya dum-dum, although IMO is kinda a STUPID NAME for an
OVERSIZED Itouch, worst than the Wii)

Kid: Wanna play with my Wii? (innocent)

Adult male: Wanna play with my Wii?
Adult Female: Eww! PERVERT! *SLAPS*
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ATTENTION ALL FANS! You MUST wear THE INTIMATE PADS
in order to MEET YOUR IDOL!
all 50 males: FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(at the Cashier)
Kid: Dad! What is an Intimate pad?
Dad: It's for girls, son, so you wouldn't know.
Kid: Dad!
Dad: Yes?
Kid: Are you a girl?
Dad: Of course not! What makes you think that?
Kid: Coz your buying it?
Dad: No son, it's for your mother.
Kid: Dad!
Dad: What now???
Kid: Why are you buying 50 of 'em?

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Stacie meets a male fan.
Male fan extends left fan to shake her hands.
Male fan: Sorry I'm left handed.
Stacie: No worries (shakes using left hand)
Stacie: Kinda odd that you bought those pads.
Male fans: It's for my girlfriend...
Stacie: you sure you bought those pads for your girlfriend?
Male fan: umm... Yeah.
Stacie (in doubt): What is her name?
Male fan: umm... Miss Lefty...?