Who is clever? Teacher or student?

Who is clever? Teacher or student??????????
>
> One night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn't
> Study For The test Which Was Scheduled For The Next day.
>
> In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as
> dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean
> and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their
> return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all
> the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the
> test.
>
> So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked
> him and said they will be ready by that time.
>
> On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as
> this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in
> separate classrooms for the test.
>
> They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
>
> The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
>
> Q.1. Your Name.........................(2 MARKS)
> Q.2. Which tire burst ?...............(98 MARKS)
>
> a) Front Left
> b) Front Right
> c) Back Left
> d) Back Right.....!!!

hehehehe. actually I already read this as an example from a textbook (not 100% the same) but it does make one good entertainment. ^^