Jokes about males buying pads just to meet their AF7 idol XD

Norliza commented (on FACEBOOK) about MEN buying Intimate
Pads just to meet their AF7 IDOL, Stacie.
Here are the jokes I posted/provided for your entertainment:

Intimates pads=Ipad? XD

male fan: Hey Stacie! I bought Intimates pads just to be
with you!
Other male fans: Us too!
Stacie: O.O
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(Norliza mentioned that Intimate Pads are limited to
50 customers only)

UNFORTUNATELY for the GIRLS, all 50 were BOUGHT
BY THE MALES!

I can already imagine Stacie's face when she is going to face ALL 50
OF HER (MALE) FANS, who just bought the IPADS (not the apple
one, ya dum-dum, although IMO is kinda a STUPID NAME for an
OVERSIZED Itouch, worst than the Wii)

Kid: Wanna play with my Wii? (innocent)

Adult male: Wanna play with my Wii?
Adult Female: Eww! PERVERT! *SLAPS*
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ATTENTION ALL FANS! You MUST wear THE INTIMATE PADS
in order to MEET YOUR IDOL!
all 50 males: FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(at the Cashier)
Kid: Dad! What is an Intimate pad?
Dad: It's for girls, son, so you wouldn't know.
Kid: Dad!
Dad: Yes?
Kid: Are you a girl?
Dad: Of course not! What makes you think that?
Kid: Coz your buying it?
Dad: No son, it's for your mother.
Kid: Dad!
Dad: What now???
Kid: Why are you buying 50 of 'em?

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Stacie meets a male fan.
Male fan extends left fan to shake her hands.
Male fan: Sorry I'm left handed.
Stacie: No worries (shakes using left hand)
Stacie: Kinda odd that you bought those pads.
Male fans: It's for my girlfriend...
Stacie: you sure you bought those pads for your girlfriend?
Male fan: umm... Yeah.
Stacie (in doubt): What is her name?
Male fan: umm... Miss Lefty...?

Avatar (ised) yourself!

Picture of the Avatar me. now I need an avatar name... hmm...

Oh yeah, before I forgot!
Here ya go!
http://www2.mcdonalds.fi/day/avatar/avatarize.php?lid=finland&mId=33031492.3

Note: shoutout to Zeroskull of Brustu for providing the link.

A Wired writer tries to disappear: a challenge

From the article, titled " Writer Evan Ratliff tried to vanish: here's what happened", this writer set a challenge to everyone to try and find him. Prize money of $5000 is up for grabs, and all they need to do was to find him, says the codeword "fluke" to him and takes his picture.

The condition: they have to find him in ONE month.

Read all about it here, http://www.wired.com/vanish/2009/11/ff_vanish2/ about how he tries to disappear and avoid the hunters; the various hunters way of trying to locate him; and to answer the final question: who won? Evan Ratliff or the hunter?

A very good read =D

sauce: http://www.wired.com/vanish/2009/11/ff_vanish2/

Smile!

First thing first, I didn't realised I got a follower XD so welcome Icecream-Maker (eh wait, you make ice-creams? yum can i haz some?)

Lets just hope there is no ISCREAM-maker. I don't think my ears can handle that hehehehe

Btw, right now, visit this site!

http://baitunnur-mhrss.blogspot.com/

It is actually a Human Resource Management Support Services, in which I am involved in a small way (learning and doing some of the technical side, like blog, projector etc).

The main person involved is Haji Abu Hanafiah, with 20 years plus experience in HRM.

So if you are interested, just email us there ^^

If you are a working person, ask your HR department to get involved. We can even set up a personal demo for you ^^

2 vids caught my attention

first the soccer guitar hero

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923854

not bad of them with 74% accuracy (in the end). for me? 0% accuracy hehehehe


and secondly, a kitty being fed with chopsticks

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923787

this... is...is... so... cute!!! XD

Potato Fruit... wait what?

yes, you heard me right.

potato... FRUIT!

Quote from his website:

"These are genuine fruit, but not that common. Usually, potato flowers just drop off. When fruit do form, they’re more likely found on certain varieties, like Yukon Gold."

from wikipedia:

"After potato plants flower, some varieties will produce small green fruits that resemble green cherrt tomatoes, each containing up to 300 true seeds. Potato fruit contains large amounts of the toxic alkaloid solanine, and is therefore unsuitable for consumption. "

so there is a potato fruit BUT unfortunately its toxic. you have been educated and be warned =D

+dbc+

source:

http://tinyfarmblog.com/potato-fruit/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato

epic cat dance when the master isn't looking

http://www.flickr.com/photos/snicker/3395944637/

a must watch video

quoted from his site:

I had to shoot this over my shoulder, she doesn't do this if you are looking at her. A corner of the eye jape.

I laugh a lot XD